Rules

You are renting the most prominent place on a silly website. Behave accordingly.

What you may put on the throne

• A name, up to forty characters.
• A message, up to one hundred and forty.
• An image, if you want one.
• A link, which must be https and must be a real public address.

What will get you removed

• Malware, phishing, or anything that exists to defraud the person who clicks it.
• Illegal commercial activity.
• Explicit sexual content.
• Hate content and extremist content.
• Impersonating a person or company you are not.
• Links that redirect somewhere other than where they claim to go.

What removal means

Your content comes down. Your transaction does not disappear — the historical record of the reign stays, marked as removed, because the history of this site is not editable. We may also disable your link while leaving the rest intact, if the link is the only problem.

Removal is not a refund. Whether money comes back depends on the circumstances and is decided case by case.

Reporting a ruler

Every reign page has a report link. Reports are read by a human. Being annoying, tasteless, or wrong on the Internet is not a violation — this is a website about buying a crown.